The Older You Get Birthday Greeting Card, Card for her, Card for him, Funny Greeting Card, Rude Birthday Greeting Card, Funny Birthday Greeting Card, Bear Greeting Card. This card reads "They Say The Older You Get, The Wiser You Become...Shit What Happened? Happy Birthday!". This is from Pixel Gum Cards selection of funny birthday cards, rude birthday cards and novelty birthday cards. PRODUCT INFORMATION (BRIEF) : - The inside of the card is left blank. - Digitally printed in the UK on luxurious 350 Silk coated paper. - Our cards are sustainably sourced, carbon-neutral and eco-friendly. - Comes complete with a white envelope and a clear protective cello bag. - 210mm x 148mm square greeting card / Folded: 105mm.