This funny Valentine’s Day card features a pair of balls and the phrase “Roses Are Red My Balls Are Blue Let’s Get Upstairs So I Can Disappoint You” Cards come blank inside, are made of 300gsm premium matte card, include a C6 embossed blue envelope and are A6 size only (10.5 x 14.8cm OR 4.1 x 5.8in). They come packaged in bio-degradable cellophane sleeves.